△ TRILEMMA GRAPPLING
EST. 2021
ROUND 01 · TEENS · 13+

TURN OFFTHE PS5.GO WRESTLE. real technique, real intensity, scaled to a body that's still figuring itself out.

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu for 13 to 17 year olds in Alice Springs: a teens class every Wednesday, plus one adults class a week of their choosing. For parents reading this, and for teens whose parents just sent them the link. First week free.

Book the free first week △ FIRST WEEK FREE · WED 5:45PM + AN ADULTS CLASS · NO EXPERIENCE NEEDED
BOUT 001 · THE DEAL

Good at hard things.
Decent humans.

Once kids hit 12 or so they're too old for the games-based kids class and not quite ready for adults. Teens is the bridge: proper technique, real intensity, scaled to the body that's still figuring itself out.

They train in their own class on Wednesdays, with the older kids alongside so the teens get to lead a bit, and they get one adults class a week to taste the pace of the grown-up room. It's a clear path into adult training.

What they get out of it

BOUT 002 · WEIGH-IN

Two corners

one for the teen, one for whoever's paying.

△ If you're the teen…

  • Nobody yells at you. Nobody makes you do burpees until you cry.
  • You get into an adults class every week. Yes, really.
  • It's the one sport where lying down is a legitimate strategy
  • Never done a martial art? Good. Most people haven't.

△ If you're the parent…

  • Coaches actively pair teens with size-appropriate partners
  • It usually complements other sports: grapplers tend to be more confident in their bodies, and it shows from football to swimming
  • $25 a week, no lock-in, sibling discounts
  • They come home tired and, occasionally, polite
ROUND 02 · DAY ONE

What day one
looks like

They walk in acting like they don't care. Someone shows them how to fall without getting hurt, then two or three things that actually work. Forty-five minutes later they're sweaty, slightly smug, and pretending they didn't enjoy it. Later that week they try an adults class and find out what grown-ups who train hard look like.

Both free. First week, on us.

BOUT 003 · THE QUESTIONS

Fair
questions.
From both of you.

How does the free week work?
Book the Wednesday teens class with the button. Any one adults class that same week is free too: just turn up. If they're hooked, we sort out a membership after. If not, no card details taken.
Which adults classes can they do?
One a week, their pick: Tuesday 5pm Gi or 6pm No-Gi, Thursday 6:30pm No-Gi, Friday 5pm Gi or 6pm No-Gi, or Saturday 11am Open Mat. Start with a No-Gi class in shorts and a t-shirt.
Is it safe?
Coaches pair teens with size-appropriate partners, there's no striking, and the first thing anyone learns is how to tap and how to fall. Teens train hard, but the room has rules and an adult watching.
They already play footy / do another martial art.
Usually complements it. Teens who grapple tend to be more confident in their bodies, which shows up everywhere from football to swimming.
What do they wear?
Shorts and a t-shirt, bare feet on the mat, water bottle. A mouthguard is a good idea once they're rolling regularly.
How much after the free week?
$25 a week by direct debit: all the teens classes plus one adults class a week. No lock-in contract: pause or cancel any time. Sibling discounts too.
Holidays?
The teens class runs in school terms. Adults classes run all year.
Can I come and watch?
Sure. Plenty of parents do for the first one, then discover it's more fun to sign up themselves.
BOUT 004 · THE CORNER

Who's running it

Lukas takes the Wednesday teens class, and the same coaches run the adults classes.

Lukas

LUKAS

Purple Belt

ROUND 03 · TALE OF THE TAPE

The details

△ Who
Ages 13–17. No experience needed.
△ Teens class
Wednesdays 5:45–6:30pm (Teens + Advanced Kids)
△ Plus
One adults class a week, their pick
△ Terms
Teens class in school terms; adults classes run all year
△ Where
2/71 Smith Street, Alice Springs
△ First week
Free. The teens class and an adults class.
△ After that
$25 a week, no lock-in
△ Questions
hello@trilemma.com.au · text 0468 053 202
△ TRILEMMA GRAPPLING
TEENS · 13+

FIRST WEEK
FREE

  • TEENS · AGES 13–17
  • WEDNESDAYS 5:45PM
  • + ONE ADULTS CLASS A WEEK
  • FIRST WEEK FREE · THEN $25/WK
  • 2/71 SMITH ST · ALICE SPRINGS

▸ BOOK THE FREE WEEK

  • Teens · Wed 5:45–6:30pm
  • Adults · Tue 5:00pm Gi · 6:00pm No-Gi
  • Adults · Thu 6:30pm No-Gi
  • Adults · Fri 5:00pm Gi · 6:00pm No-Gi
  • Adults · Sat 11:00am Open Mat
Book the free week

△ Book the Wednesday class on the next page. One adults class that week is free too: just turn up.

Or text us first: 0468 053 202

Right
then.

One free week. Worst case, they say it was 'fine'. Best case, it's the thing they're still doing at thirty.

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△ Other ages: TINY KIDS (3–4) · KIDS (5–12)

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